1. wsswatson:

    skygosh:

    wsswatson:

    i feel like i’d enjoy being an assassin if it didn’t involve killing people

    what if instead of killing people you got hired to just ruin their day.  like the mafia or someone paid you to park behind someone’s car so they can’t back out of a spot when they’re in a rush in the morning and you make them late for work.

    i would enjoy that immensely

    there is a long list of people that i would gladly do that to without payment

    Reblogged from: godtechturninheads
  2. jerkidiot:

    wlovepierce:

    jerkidiot:

    sonnyforpresident:

    jerkidiot:

    jerkidiot:

    IM A TEENAGER I WANNA BE DANGEROUS I WANNA DO SOMETHING CRAZY I WANNA GO STEAL A TRAFFIC LIGHT

    REBELLION

    image

    AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO THOUGHT TRAFFIC LIGHTS WERE A LOT SMALLER

    YOU THINK THAT’S BIG?? CHECK OUT THIS STOP SIGN I JUST GRABBED

    image

    STOP STEALING ROAD NAVIGATIONAL ESSENTIALS.

    NO

    Reblogged from: godtechturninheads
  3. slimydad:

    I love the sims because I love architecture, interior design, and playing god

    Reblogged from: napallama
  4. wandaventham:

    do you ever go through your own blog and just smile because even though as a blog it is objectively terrible it’s, like, the only space in the world that is 100% tailored to you and your interests

    Reblogged from: hufflepuffhurley
  5. incompleteicarus:

    Do you ever ‘wtf white people’ even though you are a white people.

    Reblogged from: fallenangelsam
  6. dauntlesshadowhunterravenclaw:

    TACO NEEDS TO KEEP HIS LITTLE MOUTH SHUT 

    Reblogged from: godtechturninheads
  7. thebxb:

defranco:

haaaaaaaaave-you-met-ted:

j-willikers:

wicked-mint-leaves:

kateevangelistaauthor:

This is SO cool that I just had to share.

you clever fuckers

my teacher used this today

W+H+I+S+K+E+Y23+8+9+19+11+5+25 = 100%


I give 100% everyday…

For the last comments ^^^

    thebxb:

    defranco:

    haaaaaaaaave-you-met-ted:

    j-willikers:

    wicked-mint-leaves:

    kateevangelistaauthor:

    This is SO cool that I just had to share.

    you clever fuckers

    my teacher used this today

    W+H+I+S+K+E+Y
    23+8+9+19+11+5+25 = 100%

    image

    I give 100% everyday…

    For the last comments ^^^

    Reblogged from: not-john-watson
  8. sumersprkl:

    copdoccubus:

    punkshadowthief:

    sparksel:

    commandershepardofficial:

    thefrillyqueer:

    hayhtam:

    things to consider:

    • lady assassins 
    • lady assassins WITH GIRLFRIENDS 

    But also:

    • lady assassins with girlfriends who are ALSO lady assassins

    lady assassins with girlfriends who are also lady assassins but they don’t know about each other’s secret double life

    Mrs and mrs smith

    Staring Natalie Dormer

    And Lucy Liu 

    YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW MUCH I’D PAY

    Reblogged from: godtechturninheads
  9. 55595472:

eighttwotwopointthreethree:

the-half-boy:

I LIKE IT

I WOULD BUY LIKE A THOUSAND TICKETS FOR THIS

The funniest thing about this is only one of the actors gets drunk and its a different person each night so it isn’t just everyone struggling its everyone else doing their shit and one person fucking it all up it’s BRILLIANT.

    55595472:

    eighttwotwopointthreethree:

    the-half-boy:

    I LIKE IT

    I WOULD BUY LIKE A THOUSAND TICKETS FOR THIS

    The funniest thing about this is only one of the actors gets drunk and its a different person each night so it isn’t just everyone struggling its everyone else doing their shit and one person fucking it all up it’s BRILLIANT.

    Reblogged from: godtechturninheads
  10. asexualityresources:

Hell yeah, I’m designing for AAW this year.
Step 1: Save that date.
Step 2: Pretend this image is a hot potato and share it all over the place.

    asexualityresources:

    Hell yeah, I’m designing for AAW this year.

    Step 1: Save that date.

    Step 2: Pretend this image is a hot potato and share it all over the place.

    Reblogged from: agentsnickers
  11. your-fearless-leader-pantskat:

broku-honda:

homestuck au where everything is the same except..

Someone please explain

    your-fearless-leader-pantskat:

    broku-honda:

    homestuck au where everything is the same except..

    Someone please explain

    Reblogged from: lonelylittlehowlbeast
  12. radical-as-fuhk:

    like 90% of everything i say is a gay joke because i am a gay joke

    Reblogged from: crabsickles
  13. dieoware:

    i love typing like this tbh it’s very comfortable and using internet slang is nice. I feel sorry for the ppl who are stuck on the idea that using proper grammar makes u superior to others

    Reblogged from: psychelockings
  14. frosty-butt:

    mhyin:

    Imagine the glorious moment when we get to Marathon all the Hobbit movies  

    (◡‿◡✿)

    and then LOTR right after

    (ʘ‿ʘ✿)

    image

    Reblogged from: cassjaytuck
  15. ultrafacts:

Source If you want more facts, follow Ultrafacts

    ultrafacts:

    Source If you want more facts, follow Ultrafacts

    Reblogged from: prince-shiion
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