a happy ghost for you to drag around your dashboard
how is he doing this
Handwriting is so cool cause it’s like the written equivalent of the sound of someone’s voice.
oh god i tried to explain i’d’ve and y’all’d’ve to a friend who is a korean exchange student and she just kind of stared at me in horror for a minute lmao
y’all’d’ve is a triple contraction, which breaking it down is “you all would have”
“you + all” -> “y’all”
"you + would" -> "you’d"
" you + have" -> "you’ve"
im sorry people learning english
Fuck this language
"pan is not a real sexuality"
"pan is a newer term, you’re really just bi"
"aren’t pan and bi the same thing?"
"pan is bi erasure"
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I peel bananas from the “correct” side which is unconventional and it makes me feel superior
i microwave my banananas for 999 minutes and burn my hands trying to peel them
wouldnt the banana like
i don’t give a shit
I am laughing so goddamn hard at this
it’s like… I imagine this is what a pole dance at an asexual bar looks like
just me and a bunch of other asexuals admiring the strength required to rotate off the ground like this indefinitely
trans people taking testosterone need to drink orange juice cause testosterone weakens your immune system!! trans people taking estrogen need to drink milk cause estrogen causes calcium to be absorbed less
I think he is catting enough for two, maybe three cats.
Cat. It is a verb now. And you know exactly what it means. Thanks, internet.
This cat looking like it wants to meet someone in the pit
hair is not permanent. baths will make u sleepy and so will lotion. if u aren’t up for school don’t fucking go. u don’t need to explain urself. it’s ok to give in to societies expectations sometimes. girl sweat is a gift from whatever the fuck u believe in. just bcause u can,doesn’t mean u should. bring food with u everywhere and don’t hesitate to eat it. ur aren’t as bloated as u think u r. write things on ur hands.
ϟ 01) Luna once painted a portrait depicting Harry as Zeus, the god of lightning. Ron and Neville are still teasing him about this.
ϟ 10) Ron once became so curious as to what color his Polyjuice Potion would be that he actually took the month to brew it himself. A few seconds after adding the hairs, he pitched the whole cauldron out the window. Of course it would be maroon.